I didn’t watch, but I’m judging anyway. The Golden Globes.

by Coco on January 19, 2012

I didn’t watch the Golden Globes.  But I have looked at all the pretty pictures and have come to the following conclusions.

I hate these two idiots.  A lot.  Hate:

She bugs the shit out of me too.  Always has:

I’m sorry, but Kim Richards DOES NOT need to be out in public just yet, much less a party that has an unlimited amount of booze and I’m betting an unlimited supply of pills and powder.  Seriously:

I like the hair:

One of these gals is a lesbian:

Idiot:

Seriously, her cast mates must want to kick her in the face?  This bitch is about to go on my “hate” list:

Precious.  And was fabulousin “The Descendants”:

Not the best look for me:

This guy should of been crowned “KING OF THE WORLD FOREVER!”:

And that is what I thought about that.

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Overweight lovah, big C!

by Coco on January 12, 2012

I take Zumba and I am obsessed!!  Seriously the BEST AND MOSTEST FUN WORK OUT EVER!  Burns 800 to 1000 calories an hour. 

Coco does NOT sweat, yet, I come out of hip-hop looking like I just

I’ve got a little rythem so I thought, “why not?” when our Zumba teacher started an “adult” hip hop class.

Last night was my first class.

Let’s just say, I am going to ask her to change the name of the class to “Mommy Mip Mop.” 

Why?

Because it was a bunch of moms flailing around trying to be kind of thug. 

I am not good. 

At all.

I will go every single Wednesday from now on because it too is fun and a great work out.

Peace, yo.

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You’re probably not, but if you are reading this:

January 5, 2012

I need some suggestions.   Kids playroom.  It has been recently cleaned out and reorganized.  Looks fabulous. I am looking for some art to put on the walls.  I’d rather not do any Subway art, I have a lot of that already through the house.  And I’d like to do more contemporary. Does anyone have any [...]

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If you feel like stabbing people, I recommend this:

December 14, 2011

It is seriously like I’m high right now.  But that is totally okay because a Holistic pharmacist recommended it. Run, don’t walk, to your nearest health food store. AND you can take as much as you want!!!!!!!  I’m super stoned at work, and everyone thinks I’m just in a really good mood.  Awesome.

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Starting a glorious Christmas tradition.

December 12, 2011

This Sunday, I took Tessie Mayes to see Austin Ballet presents The Nutcracker. We will be doing this every year.  Me and my girl.  I got her all dolled up the most precious Christmas dress, a big red bow in her hair, silver ballet flats and cream cabled tights.  It was a dream come true, [...]

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I’m starting to see a pattern.

December 6, 2011

12th Annual Ranch Weekend 2010: 13th Annual Ranch Weekend 2011: I might be the loud one.

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Y’all.

December 2, 2011

I’m not one to make fun of weirdos, but this takes the cake. Please watch it and if you don’t feel super weird and uncomfortable, watch this little piece of awkward. I’m all for keeping your legs crossed before marriage but holy hell.  No kissing? What if he’s a shitty kisser?  That is a total [...]

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Die. The new me. And hotness.

December 1, 2011

Why oh why does anyone GIVE A SHIT!  Ugh.  Go away.  Please.  And the way she spells her name is just white trash.  I am so convinced that I look: I went and had HEAVIER bangs cut yesterday.  AND I have now been doing a lot more eyeliner.  Nobody has told me how much I look like [...]

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It’s been awhile.

November 28, 2011

Not so many funny things happen at the office.  Therefore, not a whole lot to write about.  But a quick wrap up is necessary since I do put my blog in book form at the end of the year for the kids to read to their therapists in the future. 1) Thanksgiving was fun.  Blah, [...]

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Really? Really???????

November 8, 2011

In her head, I bet she IS NOT thinking nice Jesus thoughts about Jim Bob. And her uterus has to hate her.

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