Mother’s Day was a hoot. Lunch in Austin where I had two margaritas and got tipsy.
Because I am a functioning alcoholic, 2 margaritas usually don’t do a thing for me.
Well let me tell ya now. That was not the case here.
I was tipsy.
THEN, Hubs took the kids to a little carnival thing in town and I sat on my back porch reading and drinking wine.
I chatted with my mom.
Did some texting.
Then realized I was drunk.
By myself.
That isn’t super classy at all.
Luckily, when Hubs got home, he saw what kind of situation I had gotten myself into and kept the kids away from me.
He awesomely fed them and bathed them and did the bedtime routine while I watched funny stuff on YouTube.
Like I watched several “Top 10 Real Housewives of Atlanta fights” and the “Best of Nene Leakes.”
And then I passed out.
And woke up feeling dynamite.
Happy Mother’s Day!
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