Well, 6 has quickly come. I can’t believe it. I have an 8 and 6 year old.
Tessie Mayes is a dream come true. She is the sweetest, smartest, most funny, goofy little girl I know.
She is also very whiney.
Because I let her.
I seriously carry her to a warm shower every morning.
She clings to you like a spider monkey and is still super light.
So I’m doing it for as long as I can.
I had to quit carrying Bram around at 3. He is dead weight.
Anyhoo, Kindergarten is going splendidly. She is kind of a kiss ass, so she is always on “purple” with a trip to the treasure box.
Reading on a 4th grade level.
Loving her sweet teacher.
Loving playing board games.
Loving dance and cheer.
She’s our girl and she’s the BEST!
Happy 6th birthday, Tessie Mayes!!!!!
Mother’s Day was a hoot. Lunch in Austin where I had two margaritas and got tipsy.
Because I am a functioning alcoholic, 2 margaritas usually don’t do a thing for me.
Well let me tell ya now. That was not the case here.
I was tipsy.
THEN, Hubs took the kids to a little carnival thing in town and I sat on my back porch reading and drinking wine.
I chatted with my mom.
Did some texting.
Then realized I was drunk.
That isn’t super classy at all.
Luckily, when Hubs got home, he saw what kind of situation I had gotten myself into and kept the kids away from me.
He awesomely fed them and bathed them and did the bedtime routine while I watched funny stuff on YouTube.
Like I watched several “Top 10 Real Housewives of Atlanta fights” and the “Best of Nene Leakes.”
And then I passed out.
And woke up feeling dynamite.
Happy Mother’s Day!