Die. The new me. And hotness.

by Coco on December 1, 2011

Why oh why does anyone GIVE A SHIT! Ugh. Go away. Please. And the way she spells her name is just white trash.

I am so convinced that I look:

I went and had HEAVIER bangs cut yesterday. AND I have now been doing a lot more eyeliner.

Nobody has told me how much I look like Zooey but I think they are thinking it in their heads.

He makes me feel tingly in my bathing suit area:

But I think everyone already knew that.

The end.

{ 5 comments… read them below or add one }

Susan December 1, 2011 at 11:59 am: You are way prettier!
Michelle Hughes December 1, 2011 at 6:51 pm: picture of your hair please! I have had heavier bangs for a little over a year and now I am convinced I will never, ever need botox!

And thank you for this photo of Rob. I mean, I have it pinned, but still, more of him is ALWAYS better!
Merry Mack December 1, 2011 at 7:45 pm: You are so crazy!
Bryan December 2, 2011 at 10:27 am: I’ve never understood why she is considered hotness. Now Kate Upton!! DAMN!!! That is true hotness there. I’m gonna go google her now.
Funny In My Mind December 5, 2011 at 10:47 pm: ha! is it a one piece or a 2 piece suit?