Y’all.

December 2, 2011

I’m not one to make fun of weirdos, but this takes the cake. Please watch it and if you don’t feel super weird and uncomfortable, watch this little piece of awkward. I’m all for keeping your legs crossed before marriage but holy hell.  No kissing? What if he’s a shitty kisser?  That is a total [...]

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Die. The new me. And hotness.

December 1, 2011

Why oh why does anyone GIVE A SHIT!  Ugh.  Go away.  Please.  And the way she spells her name is just white trash.  I am so convinced that I look: I went and had HEAVIER bangs cut yesterday.  AND I have now been doing a lot more eyeliner.  Nobody has told me how much I look like [...]

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It’s been awhile.

November 28, 2011

Not so many funny things happen at the office.  Therefore, not a whole lot to write about.  But a quick wrap up is necessary since I do put my blog in book form at the end of the year for the kids to read to their therapists in the future. 1) Thanksgiving was fun.  Blah, [...]

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Really? Really???????

November 8, 2011

In her head, I bet she IS NOT thinking nice Jesus thoughts about Jim Bob. And her uterus has to hate her.

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I’ve got a plan. And it may work.

November 4, 2011

I’m back to brunette and back to heavy bangs.  I love it. I do.  It is shiny and pretty and really brings out my eyes. The only problem with my new shiny dark locks is that I daily get told I look like: Whatever.  I think she is okay looking but would rather be told [...]

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Halloween.

November 2, 2011

It was the best year yet.   Bram was Ben Ten.  I’m not so sure who Ben Ten is.  Apparently, he turns into aliens with the click of some powerful watch, but dresses in snazzy blue pants and a green jacket with converse when not battling evil.  He was in NO WAY going to wear a [...]

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The bloody nightmare

November 1, 2011

Bram drew us this little gem in school on Friday. It is titled, “The Bloody Nightmare.”  See below: Of course his spelling is a little off, as phonics are what the teachers prefer them to use during “creative writing.” When he first showed me the the drawing and told me the title of his masterpiece, [...]

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Somebody new on my hate most list.

October 31, 2011

So far there is: 1) Reba McIntyre (except  when she sings “Fancy.” Love.) 2) Melissa Joan Hart (she won’t effing go away.) 3) Jennifer Love Hewitt (I hate her. Even when she was on “Party of Five.”) 4) Ricky Lake (Something about her makes me need to scream and punch pillows.) 5) Melissa Etheridge (I [...]

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Maybe I’m not the only morbid one up in here.

October 25, 2011

Tessie Mayes loves her some baby dolls.  She takes her mothering skills very seriously and will spend hours caring for her 543 dolls.  Reading, patting, rocking, soothing.  It is just precious and heartwarming to watch: So, Sunday was a beautiful day in Texas Hill Country.  I sat outside and read in between loads of laundry [...]

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Not really a wrap up.

October 18, 2011

This precious lamb of a child had an amazing time in California.  I will let you head over to Casey’s blog to get the full recap and pictures, I don’t have the patiece to upload all the millions of pictures that we took. Speaking of Casey, she works for a wonderful photographer that took the [...]

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